Dear Rick Perry,
I’d like to take a moment and thank you for finally dropping out of the presidential race. I’m sure you had your reasons but I assume the straw that broke the camels back was realizing that even your home state, the state that elected and reelected you as it’s governor, thought you were a joke. It must be painful seeing that even Texans don’t want you running our country. Hopefully, now, they’ll open their eyes and keep you from running this state.
A born and raised