HOLD THE PHONE. I just heard Joseph Gordon-Levitt may be playing The Riddler in Batman 3? First of all, what is Batman 3? Is that the Dark Knight Sequel? Is it seriously called something as lame as “Batman 3,” or is that just Internet Jackass Lingo? BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY IS THIS TRUE? ALSO WOULD HE MAKE OUT WITH CHRISTIAN BALE BECAUSE THAT WOULD FULFILL SO MANY OF MY FANTASIES YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.